Um. People need to learn how to drive in snow.

It has been snowing all day! Normally I love the snow, but I absolutely hate driving in it. Unless there’s no one else on the road and you know how often that happens…

When I got up this morning and drove to the gym, the roads sucked. Bad. And then, later on, I had to drive to the other side of town. I thought they would have salted the roads by then but nooooooo. On the way back there was this stupid ASSHOLE so far up my ass I couldn’t see his headlights. I came up to a red light and when it turned green I had to drive up a hill, but I couldn’t get traction no matter how gently I gassed it, and the stupid fucker was STILL up my ass. God, I wanted to get out and strangle him. (Uh, oh, road rage!)

What the hell is wrong with people? Okay, there is snow on the road and it’s slippery. Is it safe to drive like Mario Andretti in a 4×4 and tailgate? Think, people!!!

And to lift my spirits, here is auite possibly one of the funniest sites I’ve ever seen: CHICKENHEAD – now fortified with corn!