I have a BAAB. Thats Big-Assed Ant Bite. No, I’m not talking about my ass being big and having an ant bite on it.
I went to a park yesterday to read a book. Apparently I didn’t pick a very good spot because by the time I realized an ant was on me, it fell down my back and into my pants. I managed to kill it, but not before it bit me a few times. I have a big welt the size of Texas on one cheek and one the size of Colorado on the other. Okay, maybe the big one is about 4-5 inches in diameter and the other one is 2-3 — but that’s huge for an ant bite.
It itches like MAD.
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