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Top 10 Reasons Why Top 10 Lists Suck

1. They’re everywhere. Like bad drivers. Like weeds. Like Wal-Mart.
2. They’re redundant. You see the same “best free software” lists on 15 different sites
3 . They’re redundant. There are at least two points on every list that are basically the same
4. They waste your time. Sometimes you just can’t NOT click on them. You have to see all the “best free software” lists just in case it might have one you haven’t already heard about
5. They’re useless. Half the time the Top 10 is really just a Top 5 with filler.
6. Filler, filler, filler.
7. They’re annoying.
8. They’re innacurate. What are they based on? Facts? Ha!
9. They’re cop-outs. Why not just write a real post/article? Lists are for dummies that can’t come up with real content.
10. David Letterman does it better.

And for those of you who don’t get it… [/sarcasm]

Feel free to add… :)

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Yet another reason I’m glad I don’t live in the States anymore

Not that I’m anti-US, because I’m not, but still. Things like RealID and the fact that it was snuck into a “larger” bill…well, it’s just scary.

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Rant.

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I probably won’t be playing hockey on a team this year. Here’s how it goes down.

Last year I played for the Waterloo Eagles. They’re an AA team in the OWHA. I think we ended up finishing 3rd overall in our league (of 15 teams). Last year I was the only goalie. The goalie that played on the team the previous year was pregnant — something that happens quite often in women’s sports. This year, however, there have been 3 goalies showing up to the “tryouts”. I use the term loosely, you’ll see why in a minute.

The unofficial tryouts, which was a few weeks ago, consisted of an hour of ice time two days in a row. They were “unofficial”, I came to find out later, and I was the only goalie to show up. I was confident that I’d be on the team.

The next week, the “official” tryouts took place. Again, an hour of ice time two days in a row. This time another goalie showed up the first day (the goalie that was on the team the year before), and a third goalie showed up the second day. On the first day, the coach told me that his method of dividing ice time during the season between the goalies is a 2:1 ratio. The primary goalie plays two games out of three and the secondary goalie plays one out of three. Also, both goalies are expected to show up at every game. If we’re playing in Sarnia (2 hour drive from our home ice) then the goalie that is NOT playing is still expected to go.

Now, this is all well and good, I mean, it IS competitive hockey, but most of the women on the team are making time for hockey out of their busy lives. Not everyone has 5 hours to spare to sit on a bench. I like to play competitive because I feel Rec Hockey doesn’t challenge me enough, even though playing competitive requires more commitment.

After the next two tryouts, he tells me he’s extending the tryouts into the next week because he wants to get a feel for the goalies that he doesn’t know. Ok, fair enough I guess.

We go to the tryout on Sunday, all three of us show up. I was talking to him at center ice about the lack of players (there were SIX on the ice) and abundance of goalies and he mentions to me that he had another goalie call him that day about trying out for the team and she was a starting goalie for Wilfrid Laurier University last year.

Then, later, I find out he’s extending the tryouts yet again. Obviously so this other goalie can come try out.

Now, on top of all this, I know I’m not going to make the team. One of the goalies trying out is as good as me or better (from my estimation) so I’m thinking she’ll get first string if the Wilfrid Laurier goalie doesn’t come out. If the WL does come out on Sunday, then it will be between the two of them and I’m out of the picture.

I’ve never felt so unwanted and felt like such a crappy goalie in my LIFE. I couldn’t have been that bad if we finished in the top 5, right?

Now, I’ve been scouring my resources to try to find a halfway-decent team/league for me to be on.

- I’ve sent an e-mail to my buddy that ran the Three Gut Feelings for the Exclaim Hockey League last year, which I played on sporadically, but I haven’t heard back.
- I went down to the University of Waterloo to sign up for their competitive league, but they’re no longer allowing community members to join.
- I’ve sent an e-mail to the team captain for my husband’s team in the HTHL, which I’ve subbed for for the last few years. I can probably sub again, but that’s obviously dependent on goalies not being available.
- My only hope left is that the league at RIM park lets me sign up late for a league there, since the deadline for registration was this Monday.

Oh, well, I guess I can hope I make at least second string for the Eagles so I can travel around Ontario every weekend and sit on a bench while only half my team shows up to play.

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At least I’m in good company with the NHLers out there.

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Email your co-worker 20 feet away.

It’s amazing to me how I get a much quicker response out of someone by e-mailing them rather than standing next to them patiently waiting for the conversation with another person to wrap up so I can ask a question.

Nearly consistently.

Ugh.

And people wonder why there are miscommunication issues.

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There’s no glory in winning if you have to cheat.

Eagles vs Dorchester

We lost 3-2. Now, I’m not a sore loser or anything; in fact, I think we played a damn good game. But when the home team waits 10 minutes to get out on the ice, and the game is ended coincidentally after they get ahead by a goal, it makes me boiling mad. We play them again on Sunday and we’re going to kick their asses.

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They don’t LIVE here!

Before we moved we had an unlisted number. We very rarely received telemarketing calls and wrong number calls. Now that we’ve moved, we’ve “inherited” someone else’s number. We get wrong numbers and telemarketing calls for the Haggarts all the damn time. Tonight it has sent me over the edge because B is really tired and cranky and when I finally got him down to sleep, I had two calls in 10 minutes that woke him up. Now he’s up there crying again.

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I cracked the whip.

I felt kinda bad doing it, but then the guy was an asshole so he deserved it.

I take the back roads to get to work now. There is less traffic and even with the snowy roads, I get to work in the same amount of time. Probably faster because I don’t have to drive behind the semis (or “transports” for all you Canadians out there). Since they’re less-traveled roads, they don’t get plowed as quickly, but that’s alright by me because there’s not as much traffic, but there’s enough traffic so that it’s not a completely deserted road.

So I was on my way to work this morning. The road was worse than I expected it to be. The snow was blowing pretty hard, recuding visibility, and the road was completely covered in snow, I couldn’t even see where the road was. I was driving about 50kph, which is maybe a tad faster than I wanted to go, but I was staying the same distance behind the car in front of me, so it seemed okay. The car in front of me was about 10 carlengths or so away, so there was plenty of room.

Apparently I wasn’t going fast enough for the Jerk behind me. He was on my tail for a ways, and then passed me on the two lane road that was covered in snow as I was driving 50kph. He then proceeded to speed up to the car in front of me and tailgate that person for the rest of the ride in. He didn’t get a chance to pass them though. Thank God.

What a JERK. People like that piss me off. Poor visibility, snow-covered roads, and the guy is speeding and tailgating in a van. A company van. That was his mistake. There was a phone number on the back so when we came to the stoplight close to town, I jotted down the phone number and license plate.

I called the company after I got in to work and calmed down and told them the situation. Maybe, just maybe, he’ll think about slowing down next time.

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CD copy protection sucks.

I bought a new album, Michael Buble, and brought it home. I promptly placed it into my PC for play while I put away my shopping goods. I was greeted by a cutesy flash intro. Yeah, yeah. Click, click, close. I just want to hear the music. The nice soothing voice of Michael Buble to relax and unwind after an afternoon of errands.

What? What’s this? It won’t play in my PC! Hm… Windows Explorer, browse… dammit. CD copy protection. This blows.

This and the fact that our stereo is all torn apart right now in preparation for our move, so I can’t play the CD anywhere.

Damn them! If I had known about PureTracks earlier, I would have bought the (cheaper!) CD there.

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Jeans for short people don’t exist.

I always have this problem when I go looking for a new pair of jeans. I’m 5′ tall, I’m short-waisted and short-legged — add all these together and it makes it nearly impossible to find something that fits.

I don’t have a way to hem jeans myself, and don’t really want to take them to ta place to be hemmed because most jeans nowadays are pre-faded and I think it might look silly. Plus, it’s just the principle of it, I mean I just want to buy a pair that fits!

I’ve tried on and looked at many different styles over the last week or so and this is what happens:
1. Some of the petite/short styles have tapered legs. WTF? That’s not even in style anymore! Do they think short people don’t have style?

2. ALL of the places I went to had nothing shorter than a 30″ inseam. That’s way too long for me — I need a 29 at the most, preferably a 28.

3. The 30″ inseams all are really really low rise. I mean really. A year ago this might have been okay, but post-baby it’s just NOT an option. (I tried on a pair today and just about laughed myself out of the store.)

4. A lot of places don’t carry petite/short lengths at ALL.
The thing that I do like is that stretch jeans are back in style, they’re more comfy and will expand and contract during those days when I’m bloated (or just had too many carbs lately).

In one of the places I tried jeans on, they had a section for “Long and Lean”. Just as the salesperson asked me if I could need any help, I thought “Where’s the Short and Squat section?” I didn’t ask, but I should have.

When I lived in the States, Sears had a kind that fit me great. I don’t remember what they are now (yes, it’s been that long since I bought a new pair of jeans) and the Sears here in Canada doesn’t carry them.

That’s another problem. I’ve heard Old Navy makes some good styles for short people but they don’t ship to Canada. There’s an Old Navy outlet, but it’s not too close. Maybe I’ll make a trip to it tomorrow. Oh, and the Levi’s outlet near me sucks — their petite’s are tapered legs. Ugh.

So, there have GOT to be other short people out there with the same problem as me!

Anyone have any ideas? What kind of jeans do YOU like?

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Political Campaigns.

I have a difficult time with politics. I can never follow it and don’t know enough about history and even current events to make sense of it. This I do know, placing 30-40 small signs 5 feet apart along the side of a street will NOT make me want to elect/vote the advertiser.

I can’t even explain why it bugs me, but it does. I guess it’s because it’s a waste of resources AND it clutters up the environment. I hate advertising period, it’s just not necessary to bombard me (and everyone else) along with it. One sign I could see, but not dozens.

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